Monthly Archives: April 2011

fly your mothergrabbin’ freak-flag! (Plus a pirate joke!)

The Dubiels FLY their jolly-roger FREAK flag, come what may! ARRRRR!

<TEASE> As special bonus for reading this post…I am including a Pirate Joke my kids love, at the end of this entry.  <TEASE>

A few clips back I wrote about eschewing your fears.  I might have even trotted out the phrase “fly your freak flag”, as is my want.

Little did I know, hours earlier in deep in the bowels of Dupage county, Michael W. Noonan (aka Mike Noonan, or THE Mike Noonan) was sharing similar incites along the lines of this general theme at MikeNoonan.com.  Mike was using little ole me as one example of essentially flying your freak flag.

Sometimes quieting your fears is not enough.  Sometimes you need to take it one step further and LET YOUR FREAK FLY.

Beware, this could be hazardous to your reputation.  You could upset THEM.  THEY might take offense.  You’ve been warned.

But chances are, you’re doing this already and you don’t realize it…or the benefits of doing it.

EXAMPLE:  Have you ever put a political sign in your yard?  You flew a freak flag.  Did it work to your benefit?  Was there any upside?  Sometimes when you fly your freak flag there’s only downside.  I personally think many bumper stickers are a great example of this.  In fact, IN MY OPINION, nearly everything you display on your car falls into this category.

I’m advocating for the freak flag flying which has potential for UPSIDE.  Here’s the good news though:  It’s YOUR CALL.  You’re the boss.  You make your rules.  You also have to live with the consequences of your actions.  Choose wisely, but don’t FEAR the reaper.  He’s not coming over your freak flag.

This week on Grey’s Anatomy “Korev” broke a bunch of rules.  Afterward, he essentially surmised that breaking the rules leads to winning.  I agree.

Now for the pirate joke my kids love:

What’s a pirate’s FAVORITE fast food restaurant????

The answer is at the bottom of this page CLICK HERE

Matt Dubiel “exposes” Pee Wee Herman & Steve Jobs

Matt Dubiel “exposes” the link between Pee Wee Herman, Steve Jobs, Albert Einstein, and Fred Flintstone AND share’s why he’s having the BEST DAY EVER!

Happy birthday Rocco, and thank you Michelle!

It’s official, Podcasting is DEAD…

Take it from the guy who INVENTED podcasting (not Matt Dubiel, it’s Adam Curry), PODCASTING IS DEAD.

Technology is fashion. Delivery methods come and go. Content is king. Your content is not defined by the mechanism by which you deliver it!

8 track, mp3, album, LP, itunes, newspapers and other dying forms of technology

See you in 2015!

Gary Vaynerchuk (author of Crush It and The Thank You Economy) is a smart guy who I admire a lot.  He’s done big things.  He created his star, on his own and without BIG MEDIA.  Gary’s a radio star.  He’s a TV star.  He made that happen without radio or TV….then used both to make it bigger.  WINNING.

So what does Gary (who consults with MAJOR brands on their marketing and branding) tell the folks who are stuck on old agency rules and antiquated business principles?  Watch this quick video…

I Am Not Afraid of Robert Feder…

Fear is a defense mechanism. It’s supposed to keep you ALIVE. But here’s the dirty little secret…

THE THINGS WE FEAR RARELY ENDANGER OUR LIVES.

The defense mechanism (FEAR) used to prevent us from dying, typically prevents us from #WINNING.

Examples:
You want to talk to that GIRL/GUY you’re attracted to but are too afraid.
You want to ask for a raise but are too afraid.
You want to quit your job but are too afraid.
You want to start a business, sing a song, dance in your underwear….

Ever fear what “they” are going to say?

Of course you have. We all do. We’re human. That’s the problem. Sooner or later, you have to put yourself out there. The sooner, the better. Start training yourself to embrace the fear now.

When the fear creeps in…ask yourself ONE QUESTION….

WHAT’S THE WORST THING THAT CAN HAPPEN?

If that happens, can you recover?  Usually the answer is YES. If the answer really is NO… DONT DO IT!
If the only concern you have is judge ment from others read this article from ShoeMoney.com

Amazing things will begin to happen when you start to fly your freak flag.  The more you declare WHO you are, and what YOU are about, the more you will attract others like you.

I was recently interviewed by Rick Kaempfer on his Chicago Radio Spotlight about some projects I have been a part of with Mike Noonan, and without.  We recently “put ourselves out there” on this project called SaveTheLoop.com and it was well received by many.

Robert Feder wrote a blog about it and accused us of being hoaxsters.  He also falsely stated we were unemployed. To add insult to injury he USED a TERRIBLE picture of me before I lost 70 pounds!  But the truth is, I am NOT afraid of Rob.  Clearly he’s not afraid of me either.

Thankfully, Radio Ink Magazine gave me a chance to respond, and by extension further “fly my freak flag”.

People started commenting online.  Some attacked my character.  Some people defended us.  One guy even called me unstable!

The interview with Rick made me a little nervous. I began to second guess myself and began to worry “what will they say about me this time?”….  I wasn’t dropping dime on people or making statements about personal relationships.  These are my opinions on radio and the web, along with my perspective on MY experiences and the market today.

Who cares what THEY say?  People are going to say things about you no matter what.  They will especially detract from you if you put yourself out there.  But the secret is…something else magically happens…

The OTHER people will begin to see what you’re all about.  You will begin to establish yourself based on YOUR message.  You will attract like minded people.  The pain is in the judgement…the negative slings and arrows, but the reward (if you endure it) is finding the people you deserve to engage with.

Fight the FEAR.  There’s a reward on the other side no one is talking about…but the people who are being and have been judged know it’s worth it.

“The ONLY thing we have to FEAR, is FEAR itself.” -FDR

Bend or Break A RULE! What is the WORST thing that can happen?

What is the WORST thing that can happen?
TEOTWAWKI, REM, SHTF, Matt Dubiel, Eagle Point Park, Dubuque, Monkey Joe’s, Aurora, Naperville, Mississippi, Mark Twain, huck Finn, Tom Sawyer, Tesla, Signs,

Why are Facebook, Twitter & Groupon the axis of Evil for Radio and business?

Are Facebook, Twitter & Groupin the Axis of Evil?

Rick Kaempfer has been nice enough to interview me on his Chicago Radio Spotlight. This is one of the questions that ended up on the cutting room floor, along with my response. I thought I’d share it here…

Question #8: You have an interesting take on the impact that social media is having on radio. It’s definitely not the conventional wisdom in the industry. Tell us why you believe that Facebook, Twitter, and GroupOn are the axis of evil for radio.

The Radio Industry has been scampering around like Chicken Little for the last 5 years or so, bemoaning the Ipod, Internet Radio and Satellite Radio. We blocked XM spots on network avails to protect ourselves. Meanwhile, Radio gave the REAL wolves the keys to the hen house.

Radio, Mainstreet, and Madison Avenue built Google, Facebook, Twitter, and Groupon virtually gratis.

I remember being a doe eyed intern at Q101 in the mid 90s and everyone was all a flutter about the NEW Q101 section being developed for America Online! Q101 didn’t have a website back then, instead they were building out their AOL section. Lots of meetings…and hull-a-baloo. This was back when AOL was mailing out CD-roms by the millions trying to protect the inevitable…the discovery of the World Wide Web! I was baffled by the notion that Q101 wasn’t working on what seemed obvious to me was the next step, a website. But what did I know.

Nearly a decade and a half later, here we are and major media companies, retailers, and food chains are spending millions in media to promote Facbebook or to tell people who aren’t even on Twitter, to “follow us on twitter”.

My philosophy on all these applications is simple:
Use them, don’t let them use you.

Recently, a station in town ran a promotion titled “Rush To Facebook”. Men 25-54 were told to go to Facebook, change their profile picture to the station logo, and then they might win Rush tickets. Now if Facebook paid the station for this promotion I say kudos. But if Facebook did not pay for this, my question is why in the world would you drive your listeners to Facebook for free?

By all means, have a promotions person log into Facebook to engage and connect with the Loop audience that’s already on Facebook. But to give Facebook that sort of Call To Action and frequency with no compensation is an insult to all the paying sponsors.

The way to use Facebook is to run ads ON FACEBOOK and drive your target demo to YOU. I’ve run campaigns on Facebook at $.14 CPM and as low as $.07 CPC. Another approach would be to work with advertisers and help them reach their target demo with the Station as a brand ambassador on Facebook. Mainstreet businesses need help with Google Ads and Facebook Ads. They need the power of radio behind those ads. But when radio stations don’t understand how to use these tools for their own marketing, they telegraph to retailers that they aren’t really marketing experts who can help their business. Send a radio sales person to call on retail and you’ll get a lot of “Nos”. Send a local retail marketing expert who will help me make more money and show me how radio makes it even better and the answer will always be YES.

Now the folks at the Station will say “but we increased our “likes” from 8,000 to 13,000”. I say GREAT! Now what? How much did that cost? If you spent over $100,000 in promotional inventory to get 5,000 new Facebook fans. That’s $20 per fan to build up Facebook’s web traffic.

If you want to capitalize on the power of Facebook you can integrate their APIs into your website. If you want to work on “likes”, work on them INSIDE Facebook, and help your clients do so. Facebook “fans” report spending $71 a year more than non-fans. Each Facebook Fan is worth an estimated $3.60 annually. This is something that benefits your clients, if you know how to help them with Facebook, and show them how to use it with radio. If you don’t they’re going to think they don’t need radio and will be waiting by the phone for Groupon to call them.

Incidentally, 30% of businesses who have worked with Groupon will not work with them again.

The other dirty little secret is, you don’t need to run promos on your radio station to get 10,000 likes on Facebook. If you want to get 10,000 fans on Facebook you need to customize the landing page visitors arrive at so they don’t just see a bunch of comments from random people when they stop by your fan page. For an example of this, go to http://www.Facebook.com/TacoBell

Taco Bell serves tacos, but on Facebook they are teasing a preview of the new Panic At The Disco music video if you click LIKE. When you click like, it appears auto-magically. Taco Bell is serving up Rock music…go figure. 6 Million “likes” can’t be wrong though.

Subway recently ran a media blitz to tell everyone they could interrupt that $5 Footlongs were back. Thankfully for radio, they spend a lot. Unfortunately for Subway, all they had to do was give everyone who bought $5 footlongs last time the option to get SMS or Email alerts when $5 footlongs were back. Subway doesn’t need to reach 1 million cume or 50,000 AQH. They just need to reach people who want $5 footlongs. As soon as they figure that out, and master it, radio is in deep trouble. So instead of building Groupon, Google, Facebook, Twitter, and the next flavor of the year….Radio needs to build big lists, made up of smaller lists. Then radio will own the keys to the castle.

I told Radio Ink last month we’ve worked out a system to make money on the web, powered by radio and with one 3 hour weekend show we’re grossing over $60k a month in revenue. That’s a fact. I can show stations how to do it and I’d be delighted to. If you want to learn more and sit in on a free webinar just go to http://www.MattDubiel.com and join my email list. We’re doing it in May.

If we get enough interest, I will share the scariest thing about Facebook no one is considering, and how it will kill your business and your brand if you do not protect against it right away. This is a lesson we garnered from the SaveTheLoop.com experience. Another reason we knew it was worth trying….you keep learning. Failure courts Success.

Stogies anyone?

Matt Dubiel visits the Midwest Smoke Out 2011
An exploration of the finer things in life at the Midwest Smokeout 2011! MattDubiel.com – Sausagefest, Midwest Smoke Out, Cigars, Hooters, Industrial Strip, Miller Lite, Geoff Pinkus, Horseshoe Casino, The Venue, Calumet Harley Davidson, Indiana, Midwest Smoke Out, Diversified Marketing